Always Here

Gee, I'm sorry, when it comes to relationships, I always feel like it's my fault, so, sorry. If you want, I could tell you some jokes, if that'll cheer you up (oh and, in case you're wondering, I'm putting this here instead of the journal because I don't want to add even more to that inbox pile than I have to, but, I'll stop doing stuff like this if you don't want me to do this, I just don't want to be a bother, so you can ignore this first paragraph, wait a minute, this is at the end of the first paragraph, by now you'dve read it anyway, jeez I'm so clueless sometimes).

Anyway, I think this picture is good. It's not sad, it's not angry, it's not, other bad emotions, it's happy. Not quite "Yoshi level" of happy but, it's that fuzzy kind of happy, like Cloud 'N' Candy, the easiest boss ever conceived. It's always nice to see a- uh, wait I probably shouldn't continue that, I mean what if- No, keep it together, I have to stay optimistic, uhh, It's always nice, when married, lo- er no uh, when married INDIVIDUALS, care for each other. That sounds right, and they have petal blossoms, which can only mean one thing, and it probably isn't spring, unless it is when this happens and it stacks with the other, I don't know where I'm going with this, NEXT PARAGRAPH!

You know, it really doesn't matter that life got ya down, 'cause, you know, "Life likes to kick you in the shins" right? Am-am I saying it right Iris? Forget it, she can tell ya better than I can, uh, er, OK I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! It could always be worse: He could've stolen your favorite coffee mug, there, I feel better now, I hope you do to soon. Sheesh, no wonder I'm bad at cheering people up: I use pessimism instead of optimism, no wonder.  We- wait, Jace! What the heck happened to your hands, they're huge! Unless that's depth perception messing with my eyes, your left hand is as big as a mini Wall-master!